Lying Pendulum

by Krys Abram
(Tacoma, Wa)

I have been feeling ill lately.

So I decided to ask my pendulum if I am expecting. The pendulum answered "yes". I asked if the baby would be born in January, it answered "no". I asked if the baby would be born in February, it answered "yes".

I did the math and if I were indeed, it would be impossible to deliver the baby in February. I had a hard time believing it, so I asked it a few different ways and got the same answer.

In the past my pendulum has lied to me, so I chose to ask it if it were telling me the truth. It answered "yes".

Is there a better way to get results. Of course, I know a test would confirm, but at this point I believe its too early.

What do you suggest?